Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's rum buckets o'clock
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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