Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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