He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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