Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
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If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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