I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
