do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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