Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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