They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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