It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You're a disaster
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