Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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