Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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