We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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