My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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