Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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