Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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