MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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