He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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