At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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