so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
How naked do you want me to be?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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