We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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