Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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