I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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