Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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