She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment