I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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