I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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