i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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