This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
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being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
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