You really coming over, don't trick.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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