what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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