Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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