wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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Just called the consul general of France "dude"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Damn victory sex feels great
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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