Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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