Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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