Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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