I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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