and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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