dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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