lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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