doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
