only if we run a train.
done.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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