Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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