ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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