She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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