I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize