Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Boobs are out for the taking
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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