My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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