Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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