the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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