dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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