Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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