I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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