My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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