I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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