i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i can't believe i had my finger in that
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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