i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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