so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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