hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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